Choosing a name for a political party can be a challenging task. The historical roots of parties often contrast with their present-day constituents. The Labour Party, originating from the trade union movement inspired by the Chartists and possibly tracing back to the Peasants’ Revolt, now comprises members, leaders, and supporters who may not have experienced manual labor firsthand.
On the other hand, the Conservative Party, despite its name suggesting a desire for continuity, oversaw the significant Brexit upheaval, akin to the Dissolution of the Monasteries in its impact. The Greens could easily be dubbed the Rainbow Flag Warriors, while the Liberal Democrats might humorously adopt the moniker Combined Watersports. Reform UK could be likened to Nigel Enterprises Ltd.
With Jeremy Corbyn initiating a new party after parting ways with Labour, the naming process becomes even more complex. Suggestions like Splitty McSplitface or Keir Starmer’s Not Very Good At This, Is He, humorously reflect the challenges of naming a political entity. Alternatively, names like Palestine Inaction or Must Stop Oil could convey serious messages on governmental actions.
For a party aiming to reform British politics from a left-wing perspective, a name like Reformed Reform UK could be considered, although potential similarities with existing parties might pose a challenge. On a lighter note, names like Courgettes Have Feelings Too or Potato Justice could add a whimsical touch to the selection.
Ultimately, the objective of Corbyn’s new party seems aimed at creating disruptions within Labour rather than winning general elections. Hence, a fitting name like ‘New Labour Ego Trip’ could encapsulate this mission to provoke Keir Starmer and challenge conventional political norms.